emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via gracefulyawkward)

littleyaoithings:

Yes I support gay rights.

Yes I would care if you died.

No I’m not going to reblog that post.

(Source: yiffmebabyonemoretime, via gracefulyawkward)

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

(via happy-by-default)

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via silly-little-wallflower)

teutoniic:

un-toxicated:

finnharriesdick:

kissnecks:

there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of pictures

yeah that’s called a gap year… don’t you have that?

Not in America…

what

(Source: maddylioness, via gingerrvitis)

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark, via wonderpup5)

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond, via itsmemacleod)